sexy texting with Tiger

Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel was allegedly paid $10 million to keep quiet about their affair. That’s a lot of money to keep some sexy text messages and hotel room romps out of the press. Who knows what else the two did together. And she’s just one of his mistresses. Some porn star Joselyn James released raunchy text messages reportedly from Tiger. Sorry, Mr. Golf King, but she’s not that attractive. What were you thinking? Note to Tiger: next time text your wife something simple, like “c u 2nite”. And keep your texting in your pants.

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